“The Bear Necessities Flail – Because Sometimes You Just Need to Hug… Violently“

Introducing the 3D-printed Quad-Bear Flail – the only weapon where every swing counts as four bear attacks (according to no rules system, but we believe in you). Perfect for cosplay, LARP intimidation, or explaining to your roommates why the couch is now “outdoor decor.”

✔ Four Times the Ursine Fury – Each face features a snarling bear because one mauling simply isn’t dramatic enough.
✔ Conversation Starter – Guaranteed to make people ask: “Is that a flail?” followed by “WHY are there bears?!”
✔ Cosplay or Cabin Chic – Works equally well for barbarian ensembles or “rustic home defense.
✔ Lightweight Menace – Sturdy enough for photos, mercifully not sturdy enough for actual crime.

Ideal for:

• Druids who took “wild shape” too literally

• Vikings with a teddy bear phase they’re working through

• Anyone who thinks “bear market” should involve actual bears

Grab yours now—before the park rangers declare it too realistic!

“Finally, a weapon that matches my chaotic neutral energy.” – A Satisfied (and Possibly Furry) Berserker

Notes:

• We recommend ordering this item in PETG or ASA if you are planning to use for cosplay purposes. PLA is highly sensitive to heat, UV, and water, and can deform in excessive temperatures. While PETG and ASA are much more resilient to heat than PLA, do not leave inside an automobile on a hot day as the excessive heat within an automobile on a hot sunny day can also deform PETG and possibly ASA.
• This item comes printed in two colors, the four bear faces will be Accent Color 1, and the rest of the flail will be the Base Color.
• If you are planning on painting, we recommend choosing a light gray or white and then priming with your choice of primer.

Print Time: ~ 57 Hours

• Orders will be printed in the order received and will be shipped as soon as the full order is complete.