“Orc Dice Tower – Where Every Roll is a WAAAGH!-worthy Event!”

Unleash the brutal might of the horde with this 3D-printed Orcish War Tower—a dice-chucking monstrosity built from spikes, bones, and pure unadulterated orc ingenuity. Drop your dice through the tusk-lined murder hole at the top and let them krump their way down through the tower’s chaotic interior before spilling out into the bone-strewn palisade below. Perfect for warlords, goblin enthusiasts, and anyone who believes subtlety is for elves (and losers).

Why Dis Tower Iz Da Best:

✔ Tactikal Dice Krumpin’ – Your rolls don’t just land—they get properly brutalized on the way down.
✔ Authentik Orky Charme – Adorned with teef, spikes, and probably something that used to be alive.
✔ No Runaway Gitz – The palisade keeps your dice right where you want ’em—ready fer da next WAAAGH!
✔ Doubles as a Boss Prop – Place it on the table and instantly transform your session into “Da Big Fight”.

Ideal Fer:

• Warbosses who think “tactics” means “hit it ’til it stops movin’”

• DMs who enjoy screaming “ROLL FER INITIATIVE, YA GITZ!”

• Goblins who just like watchin’ stuff bounce around (we see you, little guy)

Grab It Now—Befor’ sum git tries ta loot it fer scrap!

“Finally, a dice tower as orky as me!” – A Very Satisfied (and Probably Green) Player

Notes:

• Item comes printed in a single material/color, but can easily be primed for painting. If you plan on painting, we recommend ordering in PLA White or PLA Light Gray and then priming with your choice of primer.

Print Time: ~ 18 Hours