“Bearded Axe of Bearded Glory – Because One Beard Just Wasn’t Enough”

Unleash your inner Norse nightmare with this 3D-printed Viking Battle Axe, where the blade isn’t just sharp—it’s literally judging you with the scowling faces of two legendary Vikings. Whether you’re storming Comic-Con, redecorating your man cave, or just need a conversation starter that screams “I may or may not have pillaged a Starbucks,” this axe is your ticket to unapologetic barbarian chic.

Why This Axe Belongs in Your Arsenal:

✔ Double the Beards, Double the Power – The relief-carved Viking faces on the blade add +10 to intimidation (and +5 to unsolicited history lectures).
✔ Cosplay-Ready – Lightweight enough to swing all day, yet menacing enough to make security guards side-eye you.
✔ Wall Art Mode – Hang it up and instantly transform your room into “Valhalla’s Waiting Room.”
✔ Great for Psychological Warfare – Nothing says “I woke up like this” like casually sipping coffee next to a battle axe.

Ideal for:

• Viking Enthusiasts who think “Ragnarök” is a reasonable life goal

• D&D Barbarians who believe subtlety is a town they haven’t burned yet

• History Buffs who’ve ever argued about axe authenticity at a Renaissance Faire

Claim yours today—before the Valkyries notice it’s missing!

“Finally, an axe that matches my personality: sharp, loud, and slightly extra.” – A Very Satisfied (and Possibly Feral) Warrior

Notes:

• Our cosplay items are printed in either PETG or ASA to provide better resistance to heat, water, and UV rays. While PETG and ASA are much more resilient to heat than PLA, do not leave inside an automobile on a hot day as the excessive heat within an automobile on a hot sunny day can also deform PETG and possibly ASA.
  • Heat deformation thresholds (point at which plastic softens and deforms permanently):

• This item comes printed in two colors, the blade (material color) and the handle (accent color 1). All parts will be printed in the same material.
• If you are planning on painting the item, we recommend choosing a light gray or white and then priming with your choice of primer.

Print Time: ~ 58 Hours

• Orders will be printed in the order received and will be shipped as soon as the full order is complete.