“ The Butcher’s Meat Mallet – Because Sometimes Dinner and Your Enemies Need Tenderizing”

Introducing the 3D-printed War Hammer that puts the “ugh” in “ugh, fine, I’ll go to the Ren Faire this year.” With its spiked meat-tenderizer faces and skull reliefs staring into your soul (judging your life choices), this hammer is equal parts barbarian brutality and “I definitely grill.” Comes with a wall mount, because nothing says “I have hobbies” like displaying a weapon named after kitchenware.

Why This Mallet is a Cut Above:

✔ Dual-Purpose Menace – The spiked faces tenderize steaks and dreams equally well.
✔ Skull-Adorned Drama – Nothing says “I season with vengeance” like a hammer that literally has death built in.
✔ Wall Mount Included – Hang it in your kitchen for “culinary intimidation” or in your dungeon for “questionable interior design.”
✔ Cosplay-Ready – Lightweight enough to swing, yet savage enough to make your DM add a “are you sure?” rule.

Ideal for:

• Barbarians who believe “meat is murder” (and they’re happy to help)

• Gothic Chefs who think “decor” should walk the line between “butcher shop” and “necromancer’s pantry”

• Dads who insist the grill is a battlefield

Claim yours today—before the health department asks questions!

“Finally, a hammer that matches my chaotic neutral cooking style.” – A Very Satisfied (and Slightly Terrifying) Customer

Notes:

• Our cosplay items are printed in either PETG or ASA to provide better resistance to heat, water, and UV rays. While PETG and ASA are much more resilient to heat than PLA, do not leave inside an automobile on a hot day as the excessive heat within an automobile on a hot sunny day can also deform PETG and possibly ASA.
  • Heat deformation thresholds (point at which plastic softens and deforms permanently):

• This item comes printed in two colors, the hammer head along with portions of the handle (material color) and the hand grips (accent color 1). All parts will be printed in the same material.
• If you are planning on painting this Item, we recommend choosing a light gray or white and then priming with your choice of primer.
• The wall mount is printed in a PLA brown, but can be primed and painted if you choose to do so.

Print Time: ~ 41 Hours

• Orders will be printed in the order received and will be shipped as soon as the full order is complete.